RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: However did we survive summer without amber UV alerts and Nanny ordering us to stay indoors, keep hydrated and wear sunscreen?

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! Tins hats on, curtains drawn, stay hydrated, or YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: However did we survive summer without amber UV alerts and Nanny ordering us to stay indoors, keep hydrated and wear sunscreen?
Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! Tins hats on, curtains drawn, stay hydrated, or YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!